Thursday, November 30, 2017

Pitter Patter

Of Little Feet


Have you ever been plagued by squirrels?  I know they are part of nature's creatures but when they live directly above you then they are not your best friend.  They raise up the most awful ruckus and keep you from falling asleep.  Or they wake you up and who knows what else they are doing up there:  Like pooping up your attic. 


Tuesday, November 28, 2017

To Each

His Own


So someone I know told me a story about a guy in college who told a sorority girl that he was saving himself for marriage.  To which the sorority girl replied that if he didn't sleep with her she was going to tell everyone he was gay.  Really?  Let's consider the source...  The sorority girl is probably well-known to be certain type of girl which means STDs.  And she is probably a liar to boot. 

Don't ever negotiate with a liar or otherwise you will have to put up with their shenanigans for the rest of your life.  If the guy wants to save himself then I commend him.  It's so easy to be like everyone else but it takes a lot of guts to stand out and up for what you believe in.

I went out briefly with a guy that was a liar.  We were taking dance lessons and he told the instructor how he was this and that.  I just looked at him like why did you tell her that?  And he was like I don't want her thinking I'm a loser.  I had to make something up.  Like really?  If you have to make up a life then you have no life.  Liar, liar, liar...  Thank goodness I broke up with him.  Who dates a liar anyway? 

Friday, November 24, 2017

Dot Blot

Forget Me Not


After we are born we go through the baby stage where we gradually become conscious of our inner thoughts and some childhood memories.  However as we grow older we become aware of a loss of short-term memory at times and some of us end up with dementia and Alzheimer's.  How do we remember what we don't want to forget?  Of course there are those memories we would like to forget but we always remember.  How contrary our minds are...


Wednesday, November 22, 2017

Tuesday, November 21, 2017

Older

Wiser


You would hope...  Although I'm sure some of us are not getting wiser but more foolish as time goes on.  I find it odd that comediennes love making fun of political figures so much.  It's almost as if they only ended up in their line of work because they couldn't make it elsewhere.  Don't get me wrong everyone needs a good laugh but there's poking fun at and downright pettiness.  Hmmm...  Makes you wonder...